bad decision dinosaur grad school

That title has nothing to do with the post; it’s just one of the search terms that led to my blog that I find particularly amusing.
I had nightmares last night. I was being stalked by someone who kept finding me no matter where I went, and he would hit me and push me around. It [...]

FOR FUCK’S SAKE

xb emailed my friend’s husband, to whine about how he (xb) needed to be able to be friends with my friend’s husband so xb’s career could flourish. Or something to that effect. The point is HE EMAILED MY FRIEND.
I’m a fucking crazy bitch, and even I have managed to not email any of his exclusive [...]

I’m sorry you feel like barfing.

“I hope you feel better soon.”
That was the message that xb sent me in reply to my g-chat status that read “feel like barfing”. I replied that it wasn’t serious; I only felt like barfing because my coworker had sprayed the phone with lysol and that the smell of lysol turns my stomach. He wrote [...]

sexual healing

I’ve been on many dates recently. Yesterday I had two- a coffee date with a large, bearded avanat garde theater artist, and a stout and sushi and Arrested Development “date” with my friend Sideburns.
The first date was okay. The fellow was interesting, but I didn’t feel much of a spark, and I had to [...]

naked parachute

I had a dream last night that I was acting in a play, and one of our warm-up exercises involved the entire cast doing leg kicks naked while shrouded underneath a purple silk parachute.

holding on

I am off work today since I work on Saturday and Sunday, and I am enjoying a Battlestar marathon while I clean my apartment. My apartment is a pit. I will have to wash around three sinkfuls of dishes. I may sort laundry, but it will certainly not get washed today, unless I do just [...]

fun for the whole family

So, what genius thought it would be a good idea to open Valkyrie–a movie about assassinating Hitler–on Christmas Day ? Especially since it stars that creepy little midget Tom Cruise. Come out of the closet already, will you, Tommy? Actually– no. Gays have enough problems as it is without your crazy ass. You just stay…um, [...]

bustin’ shit up

My landlord wants to install individual heating units in all of the apartments in my building. This means filling my pantry with a heating unit, and removing the radiators- two of my favorite things about the apartment. The people he’s hired do shitty work (I’ve seen one of the apartments they’ve done already), and we [...]

advice column goodness

This question and response via Dear Margo sort of sums up my feelings about the Seth situation.

how cathy comic of me.

I have plenty to write about–xb drama, the adorable Seth, job funnies, excellent adventures in the city–but all I have on my mind right now is the fact that my pants have not been fitting lately, and I need to get off my lazy ass and do something about it, because I certainly cannot afford [...]