what’s happening, currently

Last night I dreamt about hugging cute boys. And playing Beatles Rock Band with them.
Many things are happening, and I am trying to manage them without losing my mind. I have a second appointment with my new therapist lined up. I will soon be calling in-network psychiatrists for my medicines. I’m really looking forward to [...]

oy! librarian in crisis!

I am a children’s librarian in the midst of SUMMER READING! Which means, oh, my god, I am losing my mind. I am swarmed by children most of the day, signing them up for the program, explaining how the program works, etc and so forth.
I do have several tales to tell, though: Sideburns and his [...]

it, they, me, we, he, us…

…got touched.
Details to follow…

priorities

My apartment has been filthy for weeks. I am cleaning today, because tonight I will be having a guest over. A sexy guest. I really need to find some motivation so that I don’t only clean my apartment when there is a chance of me getting some. Or I need to get some more often.

kinky christians*

So, kinky christians- it’s okay for you to piss on your partner or for your partner to piss on you, but you’re still opposed to homosexuality?
How does that make sense?
*to the tune of “Sister Christian”

Sideburns

10:47 PM SIDEBURNS: you [your turn at scrabble]
10:51 PM IRIS: your turn
can I ask you an awkward personal question that you can totally decline to answer if you don’t want to?
10:54 PM SIDEBURNS: um
10:55 PM about 6 inches.
give or take.
IRIS: good to know, but that wasn’t my question.

hm, that might have been the wrong [...]

anxiety.

For the past couple of weeks I have been plagued by anxiety dreams. Most of them involve some variation of packing and moving. It’s really horrific. I wake up in a terrible panic, wondering why in the hell I was moving again so soon. I am not exactly sure where this anxiety is coming from, [...]

oh bother.

What do you do when you are otherwise into a guy, except for a certain physical attribute? I feel so shallow, but…there are floppy man-boobs involved, people. Is there a kind way to tell him to start doing chest presses?

sanguine

Last Sunday afternoon I met the Professor for Korean food in Uptown. We ate spring rolls and bowls filled with rice noodles, peanuts, pork, and bean sprouts.
After we ate, we walked around his neighborhood, looking at the exotic–to me, anyway–items in the near-by Korean grocery stores. There were whole sardines on ice, huge bags of [...]

rainy day list of randomosity

I have been dropping things lately. I wonder if I have some sort of brain/nerve issue.
I have dreamed about cheese two nights in a row. I plan on buying some cheese tomorrow after my paycheck is deposited.
The Professor signed an email “xoxo.” I think that is just about the cutest thing I’ve seen [...]