I went on a coffee date last Sunday with a really interesting and attractive young man, and when we parted he said something about being busy all this (past) week but we should talk over IM. Since then? Not a word, written or otherwise. I thought we’d gotten along really well, but now I am pretty damn sure that for some reason at the end of the date he had decided a big old NO.
So. Big old bag of dicks.
5 Comments
May 16, 2009 at 8:31 pm
I would call you back Iris… His loss.
May 18, 2009 at 4:32 pm
If you add nickels to the bag of dicks it would hurt more. Plus you’d have a bag full of nickledick.
May 18, 2009 at 10:10 pm
Oooooooooh. Nickeldick. I LIKE that.
June 3, 2009 at 5:41 am
From what I’ve seen on the Internets a “big bag of dicks” would make for a decent weekend for some people…
July 5, 2009 at 3:12 am
The Females as Property Movement (FAPM) will definitely improve the lives and increase the happiness of the vast majority of females.
Of course, the dainty darlings must first remove all that indoctrination force fed into them about being a males’ equal and that the female can do all a male can.
That is as ridiculous as babbling that a male can do all a female can.
If lucky, young lass, you may meet a male adopter of FAPM and if you two hit it off you will experience an ecstasy few females will ever achieve.
Good luck